About four months ago I was eating chocolate moosetracks icecream out of some styrofoam bowl or whatever and I got this pop up of an old gay guy with another old gay guys balls in his mouth.

This was no ordinary popup. This popup teleported around the screen and played loud awful asian dance music.
It also made really loud sex noises. In order to end the abomination, I was forced to ctrl, alt, delete it.
But! Not before I had hacked and coughed and splattered all of the chocolate moosetracks icecream that was in my mouth, all over my room.

Anyway, I cleaned most of it.
I missed this one spot. It's just one drop of chocolate. Its next to my computer,  an if you've been paying attention, you know that.
When I say next to my computer, I mean it's just inside my peripherals when I look at my screen. I can always barely see it.

This is the big deal: Whenever my eyes stray to the far left of my computer screen, I think its a spider, and I go apeshit. I'm very scared of spiders, or any other type of bug really. Creepy crawlies suck ass.

This has been happening for, well, four months.
Today I cleaned the fucking stain off the wall.