So now Will Chapman has a crush on Devon.
Fuckin sweet. That's just so great. I love everything about that. He's so cool, and could totally handle her. SO much better than Evan. And of course she's ready for another relationship! That wouldn't be a slap in the face to Evan or anything! Oh no! Not at all!
And of course she would want to date him again! Its not like he already fucked her over and broker her heart last year or anything.

Yeah. Right.



Having some pretty serious issues with my stupid dick being such a stupid 15 year old boys dick right now.
Every time I brush past some stunning girl in the hallway a cascade of fantasies explodes into my brain. What the fuck. This better not happen my whole damn life.

I've recently noticed that I stopped caring what people thought or did dramatically in the last few months. At first I thought I was just being self righteous when I thought about not caring, but then It didn't go away. I like it thought. It allows for a lot more freedom in my actions and words.

I think the actual reason I don't care about the looks I get in science class anymore is how I had to train myself to not be upset by Sofi. I am no longer upset by Sofi. I love Sofi. I may have even gotten over hating Sofi while I love her. The other reason is that the looks I get in science are from people who suck so bad.

I know people suck at Casco too, but sweet mother of god I need to switch to that school. If I hear Joel DiPietrio ask a question Mr. Smart just answered ever again I'm just going to walk out of that stupid classroom. And if that bitch Mrs. Cody ever laughs in my face again because I don't know the Spanish vocab she hasn't taught me ever again, Ill walk out of that stupid classroom.

About four months ago I was eating chocolate moosetracks icecream out of some styrofoam bowl or whatever and I got this pop up of an old gay guy with another old gay guys balls in his mouth.

This was no ordinary popup. This popup teleported around the screen and played loud awful asian dance music.
It also made really loud sex noises. In order to end the abomination, I was forced to ctrl, alt, delete it.
But! Not before I had hacked and coughed and splattered all of the chocolate moosetracks icecream that was in my mouth, all over my room.

Anyway, I cleaned most of it.
I missed this one spot. It's just one drop of chocolate. Its next to my computer,  an if you've been paying attention, you know that.
When I say next to my computer, I mean it's just inside my peripherals when I look at my screen. I can always barely see it.

This is the big deal: Whenever my eyes stray to the far left of my computer screen, I think its a spider, and I go apeshit. I'm very scared of spiders, or any other type of bug really. Creepy crawlies suck ass.

This has been happening for, well, four months.
Today I cleaned the fucking stain off the wall.

I need to play Fallout 3, listen to the Bob Dylan and Wu-Tang, while eating pizza.

By myself or with one other friend.

I laughed my ass off today.

I was lying it bed, and I started laughing. My laugh was rotating between a hiccup like intake of air and a regular throaty chuckle. That made me laugh even harder.

Whenever I had the hiccup intake of air laugh, my belly would go in, up, and back out in a wavelike motion. This made all the water and whatever in my stomach swish around, making me laugh even harder.

Then I thought about when Sean laughs his ass off, which made me laugh even harder until I finally passed out and slept through my guitar lesson.